life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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