His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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