Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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