Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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