I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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