I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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