I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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