I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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