your thong is hanging out like whoa
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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