I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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