her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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