Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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