I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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