Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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