dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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