That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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