i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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