i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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