Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize