Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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