I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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