We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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