I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Have fun and good luck.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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