I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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