my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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