even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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