return my video game
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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