The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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