YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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