the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to have your abortion
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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