I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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