some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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