I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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