I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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