Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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