Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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