I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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