and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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