You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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