she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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