You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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