where am i from again
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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