And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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