The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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