We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if you like me you must not know who I am
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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