drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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