This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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