Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
A+ Viking dick
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