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He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
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My underwear smells like fireworks.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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