No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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